Fellowship of the Sling-Ring

"You know how I knew you were evil all along, Mordo? Add an R to your name and what do you get? MORDOR, the most evil place there is!"

It Was Nineteen Eighty-something, and….

"Wait, M.O.D.O.K.! We didn't come to fight! Cap and I were just wondering if we could get your autograph. We're big fans of your narrative work on The Goldbergs."

Hey, Big Guy

Natasha: "Hey big guy. The sun's getting real low."
Hulk: "Wait, Hulk seen this before. Hulk doing Vulcan pon farr with Natasha?"

No, Your Blueness!

"Okay, I have to agree with Quill on this one. You're more of a Smurf, Nebula, and she's more of a Blue Meanie."