A Princely Gift

"Edwarrrrrd, I'm loving the tie and gloves! You know I'm very partial to purple, my friend."

The Demon on His Back

"No, he's not a monkey, Cyborg. He's a demon named Wrath. And it would be great if you could help me out here."

 

Photo Op

Joker: "Quick, take a picture of my triumphant victory, my dear! Just don't push the green button, and make sure to get my good side."

 

Campfire

Aquaman: "Well, aren't either of you capable of getting this fire started? Heat vision? Rubbing two sticks together really fast? Why should I be the one?"

Bigger is Better?

Worf: "Holy Kahless!  I see your Bat'leth is larger than mine."

Goo Goo G'joob

The Talosians thought that they were the Walrus, but they eventually came to the conclusion that they were in fact the Egg-Men.

Makeshift McCoy

McCoy: "Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a welder! Where's Scotty when we need him???"

A Fistful of Badness

Worf: "No, Deanna, this is just plain stupid. And I do NOT feel like I'm Clint Eastwood."

Trick or Treat Tour

Deadpool: "Trick or treat time! Now remember, guys, no treats. We only do tricks. Got it?"

Fishing for a Compliment

Mysterio: "No, no, NO! I am Mysterio! You shall NOT refer to me as Mr. Fish Bowl!"

Meanwhile, at the Red Light

Deadpool: "Rev it up, Cap! I can take on you and your piece of junk bike any day! Last one to Stark Tower is a LOSER!"

The friendliest Ghost you know

Ghost: "No, no! I've changed, Ant-Man. I'm now a friendly Ghost!"

Storytime

At first it seemed like a good idea when Daredevil tapped Luis to provide him with verbal descriptions of things he needed to see for his investigation.  And then Luis started talking….

Oh, the pain… the pain!

"You know, Jeff, maybe if you cut back on some of those dairy products, it would do wonders for your constipation issues."

 

Misguided Goals

"I'll show them all, Wuher. I'm going to be the best dang botanist in the Outer Rim. Even if I have to shoot all the vegetarians!"

 

One of These Things is Not Like the Others

Vader: "Well, it looks like SOMEONE in our Zoom meeting here isn't COVID-19 protected. What did I tell you about face masks, Admiral Motti?"

 

The Right Utensil for the Right Job

Kenobi: "No, Luke! I said, 'Use the forks!'"

Defeated and Incompleted

Diana: "Is Ares finally defeated, mother? Will he ever return?"
Queen Hippolyta: "He will only return in full, my child, if you find Steve Trevor plus the Word War I version of yourself. It is the way of all specially multi-packaged DC Comics Multiverse figures."

Cape with a View

Shazam: "Yeah, I admit it. I got a short cape. It's tiny and pathetic. On the other hand, though, more people can see my butt!"

Nice Thinkin', Ray

Wonder Woman: "Ray, look at me when I talk to you!"
Atom: "Umm, Diana, for sense of decency, I think I'd rather not…."

Chew On This

Aquaman: "Don't laugh, little man. Mine is called a Trident. Apart from its power as a melee weapon, it also has the power to manipulate water, fire bolts of powerful energy and act as a focus to amplify the magical power of others. And not only that, but I can roast five marshmallows over a campfire at a time compared to your one."

Martha, Martha, Martha!!!

Wonder Woman: "Great Hera! Knock it off and stop with the fighting! Don't you remember your whole 'Martha' moment???"

The Future of Amazon

Vina: "Come, and meet your new master."
Pike: "Jeff Bezos?"

Fairest of Them All

Spock: "Dr. Elise McKennah becomes the first counselor on a Starfleet starship, and somehow she's directly assigned to the Enterprise? Somehow I don't think this was a coincidence, Doctor."

Flaccid Phaser

Data: "Sorry, Geordi. It appears my phaser's batteries are running out."

Jealous Keiko

Keiko: "Watch it, Miles!"

The Pikachu and the Mercenary

Deadpool: "I can't believe I'm sitting here having a meaningful discussion with a weird yellow rodent of some kind, and yet you have such a trusting voice that sounds so familiar to me. Where have I heard it before, I wonder?'

This is becoming a wonderful day for evil!

"What do you think, Doctor Zola? If I put on blue body paint, and then used some yellow face paint, I would make a pretty decent Skeletor, wouldn't you agree?"

There, There, Mister Tusk (with apologies to Kevin Smith)

Thanos: "I'm so very tired, Mr. Tusk. Battered by a life of cruel fate... poor decisions... and the terrible consequences of both."

And they used their largest scales

"She's a witch! Wanda is a witch!"
Iron Man: "Wait a minute. How do you know she's an actual witch?"
"She weighs the same as a duck!"