Chalk One Up

"No no, Tuvok! You use the chalk on the end of the pool cue, not your finger!"

Landspeeder Problems

Riker: "I know, I know! I just can't figure it out. The instructions say you can stick your robot in the back end, but Data just flies off every time I get going!"

The Power of the Pah Wraiths Compels Him

"Yes, KNEEL before Zod!  I mean…Dukat.  Kneel before Dukat, Benjamin!"

You've Got Mail!

Worf was NOT amused when the other DS9 crewmembers pooled together their resources and got him an Orion mail-order bride.

Red Shirt

Kirk: "Well, you know, Scotty, technically you ARE a 'red shirt'."