Phaser Settings

"I'm setting my phaser on Tickle."

As Seen on TV

"And that's not all! It also slices and dices...even through this tin can! How do you get all these fantastic items? Just call now and say 'Assimilate me!' It's that easy!"

Colonoscopy

"Dammit, Nurse Chapel! I said I wanted a 'butt light', not a Bud Light!"

Run Away

"Coward!"