Oooof!

And that was the last time Dukat ever insulted Major Kira without first wearing his Obsidian Order Sports Cup™.

It's a Trap!

Toasting the new Federation and Romulan alliance, Sisko suddenly noticed the significance of the statue that Garak had given his Romulan guest.

Poker Rage

After losing 20 straight hands, Worf ended poker night in a fit of rage.

Flying Blind

"Good Lord.... Doesn't Scotty ever clean the windows on this thing? You can't see a thing through them!"

Diagnosis: Pig

Doctor: "Well, we should have all known that if Mr. Paris ever contracted the Barclay Disease, he would end up de-evolving into a pig."