Saturday, September 13, 2025

Hoodwinked

"What??? No, I'm not a clansssman! It's just so I can
take it off easier than wearing the helmet when I need to eat.
Give me at least sssome credit, Destro. I'm not THAT evil!"

Saturday, September 6, 2025

He Blinded Me with Chrome!

"What are you waiting for, imbeciles? Shoot her!"
"Argh! Sir, we can't see her! You're blinding us with your head!"

Saturday, August 30, 2025

Heads Up!

"I know you've wanted to kill Thanos for a long time, Nebula, but the proper method 
of doing it is going for the head. The funny thing is that he told me this himself!"

Saturday, August 23, 2025

I am Gross!

"I am GROOT!"
"What? He got drunk again and threw up in his mask? I don't care if
it can filter out all of your smelly bile, Quill, but that's just GROSS!"

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Flame On!

After traveling a number of alternate universes, Steve's new
joke was yelling out "Flame on!" when Deadpool visited.