Ornament Irritant

"Captain Shaw, you gave me a Hallmark ornament of the U.S.S. Titan-A? Is this some kind of a joke?"

Simply Uniform

"Yes, my sister, this is now the updated uniform for
Starfleet. Your current uniform is much too… 2017."

Alternate Posing

"Uhh, Miss Indendant, do all people in the alternate universe stand in action poses? Our own Kira doesn't stand like that, does she, brother?"

Skirting Time

Upon receiving the captaincy of the Enterprise, Kirk's first executive order
was to change all female uniforms on the ship to the mini-skirt option.

March On

"Lakarian City is a war zone, so I'm deploying Cardassian Military to…"
"Dukat is using Cardassian military on his own people just for playing the
'Imperial March' from Star Wars while protesting? Remind me to have it
played at his next visit to DS9, Major."