A Question of Uniform Decorum

"Baroness, I understand your need for different outfits, but doesn't your lingerie go on underneath the uniform and not over it?"

Too Cold for a Snow Job

"I know you want to go out looking for Duke in this weather, but -20 is even too cold for me, Snake-Eyes. Timber will freeze before you reach the first marker!"

Cobra Arena of Soft Sport

"Destro, I'm starting to think you're going a little sssoft. We used to have our prisoners go into melee combat against each other with medieval weapons, and now you're resorting to boxing matches?"

Sinister Sand

"So, Kraven is hunting Spider-Man in… wait, is Sandman actually in this Zoom meeting, or is he just ghosting us by posting a picture of a beach?"

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Hungry Hungry Ego

"I really sorry that I missed out on all of the father-son bonding time in your youth, Peter, but this game of Hungry Hungry Hippos is really aggravating!"