Saturday, March 29, 2025

Kashing Out

"The head of the FBI is not who we thought he was, and he's coming
for us! Mulder, we need to find Skinner and get out of here now!"

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Eternal Comedy

Going by the stage name Kumail Ali Nanjiani, Kingo tried his hand at stand-up comedy for the first time. The other Eternals had to admit, though, that he really was quite good.

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Hulk in Bulk

"Green Hulk, Smart Hulk, She-Hulk, Red Hulk… Just how many more Hulks are we going to get?"
"I don't know, Mysterio, but you sound like a Dr. Seuss book."

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Where Shopping Meets Fun

"Get in, Peter. We're going shopping!"
"Ah, Mr. Stark, I don't fit in the shopping cart seat anymore, but can I ride in the basket instead?"

Saturday, March 1, 2025

He Came Upon a Midnight Clear

"Wha… Wade, just what the hell is that thing over your head?"
"Didn't they tell you, Logan? I'm Marvel Jesus!"

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Aren't you a little buff for a Stormtrooper?

"Well done, Lord Vader. Your Steroid Troopers are coming along impressively.
I... didn't expect you to take the steroids yourself, however."

Saturday, February 15, 2025

What's in a Name?

"But Boba, having it named Slave I implies that there's a Slave II
or even III. You don't have any other ships right now!"
"I'm reserving the numbering for future use, Zuckuss. Besides, maybe I'll
scrap the whole idea at some point and just name it Boba Fett's Starship."

Saturday, February 8, 2025

The Travis Adventures III

"How are you ever going to fit in a TIE that small, Travis? Wait, they didn't go the
cheaper route and buy it through Temu Industries, did they? Way to go, Empire."

Saturday, February 1, 2025

Booting the Boots for Bunnies

"Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to….
Argh, these boots are killing me! I'd much rather be wearing my bunny slippers.
Let's get these unpleasantries over with so I can change, Princess!"

Saturday, January 25, 2025

Dog Gone (It)

"You know, Clark, you wouldn't have this problem if you had used a Kryptonite leash."

Saturday, January 18, 2025

Selective Invisibility

"I have a question for you, Diana. Wouldn't it make more sense if the Invisible Jet actually concealed you as well? I mean, you don't exactly see a bunch of jet fuel just sitting behind you, right? This craft just doesn't follow any cohesive logic!"

Saturday, January 11, 2025

Mellow Yellow

"You're walking away from a fight, Sinestro? What are you, yellow???"

Saturday, January 4, 2025

One Punch… Again

"Guy? Guy, can you hear me? Oh boy… Batman did it again."
"Can't Guy just keep his mouth shut for once?"