500th Post!

Celebration time, c'mon!

Toupee or Not Toupee

"Lt. Kirk, you're going to WISH you had fabulous hair like mine!
Maybe you'll get there too someday, but it won't be as natural."

Hairy Situation

"It appears Q sent us back to our relative Starfleet Academy days. But Jean-Luc, I'm having a hard time thinking you had so much hair back in your time."

I'm Too Sexy for These Clothes!

The introduction of the new Starfleet uniforms by Worf and Picard
became so anticipated that it turned into a major fashion show.

Pac-Man Fever

"Captain Picard, do you hear me?"
"Waka waka waka waka…."
"It's no use, Will. He can't hear you. Jean Luc has Pac-Man Fever, and it's driving him crazy!"

Gun Censorship

"Hear me out on this one, guys. Have you ever noticed how our guns don't sound like real guns? 
And the bullets look like some kind of Star Wars lasers! Aren't these regular military guns?"

The Fog of War

"Wait! Waaaiiit, Scarlett! I'm breathing so heavy while we're fighting that my
face mask has fogged up! You wouldn't hit a blind man, would you?"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)

Stuck on Destro

"It's just basic knowledge, ya know? Haven't you seen A Christmas Story?
With Baroness kissing Destro's cold head, it's the same thing!"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)

That's a lot of sass!

"What? Join your organization again? Why would I after your bungling of the Mass Device Project?"
"Hear me out, Destro. I take Baroness, Scarlett and yourself, plug you all in, and I'll call it the Sassss Device!"

Kashing Out

"The head of the FBI is not who we thought he was, and he's coming
for us! Mulder, we need to find Skinner and get out of here now!"

Eternal Comedy

Going by the stage name Kumail Ali Nanjiani, Kingo tried his hand at stand-up comedy for the first time. The other Eternals had to admit, though, that he really was quite good.

Hulk in Bulk

"Green Hulk, Smart Hulk, She-Hulk, Red Hulk… Just how many more Hulks are we going to get?"
"I don't know, Mysterio, but you sound like a Dr. Seuss book."

Where Shopping Meets Fun

"Get in, Peter. We're going shopping!"
"Ah, Mr. Stark, I don't fit in the shopping cart seat anymore, but can I ride in the basket instead?"

He Came Upon a Midnight Clear

"Wha… Wade, just what the hell is that thing over your head?"
"Didn't they tell you, Logan? I'm Marvel Jesus!"

Aren't you a little buff for a Stormtrooper?

"Well done, Lord Vader. Your Steroid Troopers are coming along impressively.
I... didn't expect you to take the steroids yourself, however."

What's in a Name?

"But Boba, having it named Slave I implies that there's a Slave II
or even III. You don't have any other ships right now!"
"I'm reserving the numbering for future use, Zuckuss. Besides, maybe I'll
scrap the whole idea at some point and just name it Boba Fett's Starship."

The Travis Adventures III

"How are you ever going to fit in a TIE that small, Travis? Wait, they didn't go the
cheaper route and buy it through Temu Industries, did they? Way to go, Empire."

Booting the Boots for Bunnies

"Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to….
Argh, these boots are killing me! I'd much rather be wearing my bunny slippers.
Let's get these unpleasantries over with so I can change, Princess!"

Dog Gone (It)

"You know, Clark, you wouldn't have this problem if you had used a Kryptonite leash."

Selective Invisibility

"I have a question for you, Diana. Wouldn't it make more sense if the Invisible Jet actually concealed you as well? I mean, you don't exactly see a bunch of jet fuel just sitting behind you, right? This craft just doesn't follow any cohesive logic!"

Mellow Yellow

"You're walking away from a fight, Sinestro? What are you, yellow???"

One Punch… Again

"Guy? Guy, can you hear me? Oh boy… Batman did it again."
"Can't Guy just keep his mouth shut for once?"