Saturday, December 28, 2024

Perfecting Disguises

"Yes, Captain Picard, your Romulan disguises can become irritating to you as time passes, but at least your doctor can revert the process. Remind me to tell you the tale of when Captain Pike and my other shipmates on the Enterprise were stuck being Vulcans for a time."

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Starbucking

"Chakotay, the only reason I was excited to come with you to the holodeck was because I thought we were going to a Starbuck's Coffee, not Starbuck's ship from Battlestar Galactica!"

Saturday, December 14, 2024

So Farr Away

"Oh darn, Benjamin! If only we had been transported a little further back
in time, Spock just went through Pon Farr only a few months ago."
"Stay away, Jadzia. Just... stay... away."

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Slow Down!

"Yes, I now have Genesis! Wait… there's a yellow light that
just came on. What does a yellow light mean, Kirk?"
"Slow down."
"What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?"