He'll Be Back

"Well, since you already used the Locutus of Borg costume idea last year, how about going to next month's Halloween party as a Terminator T-800? Just throw on some jeans, t-shirt and leather jacket. Oh, and don't forget the shades!"

An Overdue Observation

"I don't know yet who she really is, Robin, but she keeps shushing me when she's reading and is always bugging me about renewing my library card."

Thanks For All the Fish

"Thanks for coming down here and visiting, Tomar-Re.
Neither Hal nor John ever make the effort for me." *sob*

There's Always Room for Jell-O

"So, what are these things supposed to be, Billy?"
"They're supposed to be physical manifestations of the seven deadly sins,
but they just kinda look like little Jell-O monkey-things to me."