The Future of Amazon

Vina: "Come, and meet your new master."
Pike: "Jeff Bezos?"

Fairest of Them All

Spock: "Dr. Elise McKennah becomes the first counselor on a Starfleet starship, and somehow she's directly assigned to the Enterprise? Somehow I don't think this was a coincidence, Doctor."

Flaccid Phaser

Data: "Sorry, Geordi. It appears my phaser's batteries are running out."

Jealous Keiko

Keiko: "Watch it, Miles!"