As You Wish

Vader: "You saw 'The Princess Bride', too?  I love you too, Boba."

Smelly Tauntaun

"HAN! WAIT! Don't stuff me in there! Just cut open another hole or this tauntaun is gonna smell a whole lot worse!"

Heard During the Death Star Attack

Wedge: "Look at the size of that thing!"
Red Leader: "That's what she said, and cut the chatter, Red Two!"

Another Day at the Office

Emperor: "You want this, don't you?"

Vader: "That's what she said!"

Emperor: "Dammit, Vader!  I'm trying to have a serious moment with your freaking son! Can you stop just for a few minutes???"

Wait! Too much weight!

The other Justice Leaguers found it amusing to get Plastic Man to create large items out of his fists and then lose his balance due to the drastic uneven weight distribution.

Bat-roids

Flash: "Ah, Batman? Is that you? Either this is a new overly padded full-body armor suit you're in, or you're working out wayyyy too much, guy."

Shazam!

Shazam: "You know Batman AND Wonder Woman??? Oh Man! Sorry, I'm just totally geeking out right now, Supes!"

Something Fishy

Superman: "Maybe we can get Aquaman in here to talk to this fish and find out why it's wearing Green Lantern's uniform."
Tomar-Re: "For the last time, I...AM..NOT...A...FIIIIIIIIIISH!!!"

Cop-Out

Ray: "Really? You don't think that's a cop-out that you're going to Clark's Halloween party as Locutus of Borg? C'mon, Victor…."

Disappointed!

Hercules: "Wait a minute. This isn't my world. DISAPPOINTED!!!"

Intuition

"Sometimes, Number One, I just get this strange feeling that we're in an episode of Robot Chicken."

Shades of Gray

"Will! My goodness, has being married to Deanna all these years really been that stressful? I don't think I've ever seen so much gray in all my life!"

Blood Wine

"Captain, it really is unnecessary for you to be surgically altered as a Klingon every time you share in some blood wine with us."

The guy just likes to fly

Vulture: "Nice try, Peter, but shooting webs into my eyes isn't going to stop me. Let me tell you about the times I used to dress up as a bat."

Open for Business

"Say, that's a mighty fine Chitauri weapon you've got there, buddy.  I could make it worth your time if you'd like to go into a weapons business together and we split the profit 50-50…."

Imitation

Doctor Octopus: "They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, Parker.  So you must really, really love me!"

Little One

"Stop calling me 'Little One'!  I'm not Counselor Troi, and you're definitely no Lwaxana!"

Steroid Chewie

"Whaddaya mean, there's no more room for me in the cockpit??? That's it, Chewie! This steroid thing has been going on long enough.  It's time for an intervention!"

It'll cost an arm and a… well, maybe just an arm

Ponda Baba: "Doc, maybe if you'd just practice ethical medicine once in a while instead of barhopping and pretending we're ruthless killers, you could build up a legitimate clientele. The way we're going right now, one of us is going to lose an arm, and it better not be me!"

Ba-da-boom!

Han: "You know, Chewie, hiding a ballistic missile in this R4 unit might just work. Now if I could only install a bomb into another droid we both know…."

Work-Out Luke

"Hmmm…buff you have become, yes. Take not your shirt off in front of your sis… your friend, Leia, I mean. See you without it, she should NOT."

Tattle-Tale

"Hey, listen buddy. Nobody likes a snitch, okay? You just keep walking the streets and keep that snoot of yours clean."

Mad Love

"Fine, you can keep the mallet, my dear. But if you use it on me, then it's back to the baseball bat with you!"

What Is It with Green Suits?

"Riddler, there's something strange yet familiar about your green suit. Oh no… it's not animated, is it? Please don't tell me it's animated. We've been through this once before with GL, and once was enough."

RAID???

Thanks to Batman's handy Bat Bug-Spray, his battle with the Parademon turned out to be short-lived.

Drag Race

Flash:  "You know, if we do this race, your cape is going to seriously increase the drag on your speed.  Just sayin'."

A Swarm of…?

Paris: "So let me get this straight. You're the Swarm, but there's only one of you right now. What's the singular version of your species? Sorry, I'm just trying to understand the proper protocol here."

What We Didn't Hear in Star Trek IV

"Father, would you like to hear some colorful metaphors I learned while on my trip?"

Head Study

"Spock, keeping headless mannequins on display in your quarters to study the previous fashion trend of uniforms is one thing, but keeping life-sized busts of my head is just, well, too unsettling."

Make It Sew

Sisko decided on calling in a favor and having Captain Picard step in to end the Promenade Merchants strike, starting by telling Garak to make him sew.

Meanwhile, in a little bar somewhere…

"Just don't say anything to them, Number One. Don't even make eye contact. Either we'll be sorry, or we'll be dead!"

All the Children Sing!

Of course, one of her favorite songs to sing while zapping an enemy right between the eyes was The Beatles' "The Continuing Story of Bungalo Bill".

TV Guide?

"Captain, while I appreciate your ignorance that video devices are still somewhat new to you, no, you cannot change the channel on my chest, you fool!"

Gone Legit

Spider-Man was shocked to find that not only had Rhino changed his life around for the better, but he also started his own truck-liner business.

Presto!

Due to a shortage of rabbits for his magic show, Dr. Strange had to improvise when it came to the old 'pull the rabbit out of the hat' trick although Thor didn't seem to notice the difference.

Weakness for Cheesy Poofs

"Traitors!!! Putting Cheesy Poofs in the Coon Trap is NOT…FAIR!"

Ratatouille II: Chef Lemmiwinks

PC Principal was shocked and delighted when Lemmiwinks informed him that he was also a master chef that could get him into the restaurant business.

Bye Bye Birdie

It was at that point, when Eric frustrated him for the last time, that Mr. Garrison lost control with one hand gesture too many.

Don't Make Me Angry

"Don't you talk back to me, son!  Go and take the pet out for his walk.  You make me so mad sometimes, my extra set of teeth start coming out!"

200th Post!

2-1B, M.D.

2-1B: "You know, back in the day I worked on your good ol' dad, too. Yep, the big day he got his black armour! You should have seen the crispy skin I had to work with. If I wasn't a droid, I would have been pouring BBQ sauce all over that. Yum yum!"

Full of Beans

Bib Fortuna: "I hate to say it, Boss, but your secret duplicate looks more like a leather bean-bag lounger. It does look mighty comfy, though."

What's on the Menu?

Rancor: "Hmm… decisions, decisions. I think tonight I shall go with the greened salted pork, thank you very much."

Order (Mambo) Number 5

After the successful Order 66 at the end of the Clone Wars, subsequent implanted orders from Palpatine met with mixed results.

Poker with the Joker

"'A horrible poker face'???  Why Batsy, I wear this face all of the time!"

To Tell the Truth

Superman: "You know, Diana, this isn't the proper way to figure out your Valentine's Day gift."

For Only $1,000,000

Ray: "And I shall call him… Mini-Me!"

Amazon Women

"So, Wonder Woman, we were just wondering... are any of your people really on the moon?"

Sunday Morn

Unfortunately for Morn, his gag glasses could not conceal the fact that he had fallen asleep during the Bajoran prayer service as evidenced by his loud snoring.

Dukat Press Conference: Fake News!

"You, Mr. Sisko, are fake news! Only an enemy of the people would write that I've been dabbling in Pah-Wraith cults and have been sleeping with Kai Winn! And as for my glowing red eyes, they are only a result of having to read those horrible lies."