That's Judge Q to you!

"What you are witnessing is real. The participants are action figures. They are actual litigants with a case pending in a Federation court. Both parties have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled here, in our forum: The People's Court."

Black Friday Rage

"What do you mean you have no more of the Hallmark Star Trek Christmas ornaments in stock?! Those p'tach dealers! I'll see to it that they pay for this outrage!"

Virus Alert!

Unhappy with the number of scenes he had been getting on Action Trektion, Ensign Wesley Crusher took it upon himself to plant a virus in the producer's computer. Eventually, Wes' tampering came to an abrupt halt upon the case being solved, and he was executed by being thrown to the neighbor's dog.

See 'em at the Museum

"And now, ladies, we come to the best part of the James T. Kirk Museum, the ‘Killed by Kirk’ wax figure display. Here we have Khan Noonien Singh. Oh man...I wish I could have seen the look on his face when the Enterprise went into warp right before he thought he was going to kill me with the Genesis Device! HA! HA!"