Saturday, March 29, 2025

Kashing Out

"The head of the FBI is not who we thought he was, and he's coming
for us! Mulder, we need to find Skinner and get out of here now!"

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Eternal Comedy

Going by the stage name Kumail Ali Nanjiani, Kingo tried his hand at stand-up comedy for the first time. The other Eternals had to admit, though, that he really was quite good.

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Hulk in Bulk

"Green Hulk, Smart Hulk, She-Hulk, Red Hulk… Just how many more Hulks are we going to get?"
"I don't know, Mysterio, but you sound like a Dr. Seuss book."

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Where Shopping Meets Fun

"Get in, Peter. We're going shopping!"
"Ah, Mr. Stark, I don't fit in the shopping cart seat anymore, but can I ride in the basket instead?"

Saturday, March 1, 2025

He Came Upon a Midnight Clear

"Wha… Wade, just what the hell is that thing over your head?"
"Didn't they tell you, Logan? I'm Marvel Jesus!"