Saturday, December 21, 2024

Starbucking

"Chakotay, the only reason I was excited to come with you to the holodeck was because I thought we were going to a Starbuck's Coffee, not Starbuck's ship from Battlestar Galactica!"

Saturday, December 14, 2024

So Farr Away

"Oh darn, Benjamin! If only we had been transported a little further back
in time, Spock just went through Pon Farr only a few months ago."
"Stay away, Jadzia. Just... stay... away."

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Slow Down!

"Yes, I now have Genesis! Wait… there's a yellow light that
just came on. What does a yellow light mean, Kirk?"
"Slow down."
"What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?"

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Release the Penguin!

"WAIT! Turn off that oven! That's an old friend of mine by the name of Frobisher. He's a penguin, not a turkey! Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving, you animal!"

Saturday, November 23, 2024

Korg Finds a Way

"Sure, you could say that I, Korg, am just a pile of rocks. But there's
life in these old rocks, and, as you could say, life finds a way."