Saturday, March 22, 2025

Eternal Comedy

Going by the stage name Kumail Ali Nanjiani, Kingo tried his hand at stand-up comedy for the first time. The other Eternals had to admit, though, that he really was quite good.

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Hulk in Bulk

"Green Hulk, Smart Hulk, She-Hulk, Red Hulk… Just how many more Hulks are we going to get?"
"I don't know, Mysterio, but you sound like a Dr. Seuss book."

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Where Shopping Meets Fun

"Get in, Peter. We're going shopping!"
"Ah, Mr. Stark, I don't fit in the shopping cart seat anymore, but can I ride in the basket instead?"

Saturday, March 1, 2025

He Came Upon a Midnight Clear

"Wha… Wade, just what the hell is that thing over your head?"
"Didn't they tell you, Logan? I'm Marvel Jesus!"

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Aren't you a little buff for a Stormtrooper?

"Well done, Lord Vader. Your Steroid Troopers are coming along impressively.
I... didn't expect you to take the steroids yourself, however."