Saturday, April 19, 2025

The Fog of War

"Wait! Waaaiiit, Scarlett! I'm breathing so heavy while we're fighting that my
face mask has fogged up! You wouldn't hit a blind man, would you?"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)

Saturday, April 12, 2025

Stuck on Destro

"It's just basic knowledge, ya know? Haven't you seen A Christmas Story?
With Baroness kissing Destro's cold head, it's the same thing!"

(Background pic by Toypixx Toy Photography)

Saturday, April 5, 2025

That's a lot of sass!

"What? Join your organization again? Why would I after your bungling of the Mass Device Project?"
"Hear me out, Destro. I take Baroness, Scarlett and yourself, plug you all in, and I'll call it the Sassss Device!"

Saturday, March 29, 2025

Kashing Out

"The head of the FBI is not who we thought he was, and he's coming
for us! Mulder, we need to find Skinner and get out of here now!"

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Eternal Comedy

Going by the stage name Kumail Ali Nanjiani, Kingo tried his hand at stand-up comedy for the first time. The other Eternals had to admit, though, that he really was quite good.