"I have a question for you, Diana. Wouldn't it make more sense if the Invisible Jet actually concealed you as well? I mean, you don't exactly see a bunch of jet fuel just sitting behind you, right? This craft just doesn't follow any cohesive logic!"
"Yes, Captain Picard, your Romulan disguises can become irritating to you as time passes, but at least your doctor can revert the process. Remind me to tell you the tale of when Captain Pike and my other shipmates on the Enterprise were stuck being Vulcans for a time."
"Chakotay, the only reason I was excited to come with you to the holodeck was because I thought we were going to a Starbuck's Coffee, not Starbuck's ship from Battlestar Galactica!"