Toupee or Not Toupee

"Lt. Kirk, you're going to WISH you had fabulous hair like mine!
Maybe you'll get there too someday, but it won't be as natural."

Hairy Situation

"It appears Q sent us back to our relative Starfleet Academy days. But Jean-Luc, I'm having a hard time thinking you had so much hair back in your time."

I'm Too Sexy for These Clothes!

The introduction of the new Starfleet uniforms by Worf and Picard
became so anticipated that it turned into a major fashion show.

Pac-Man Fever

"Captain Picard, do you hear me?"
"Waka waka waka waka…."
"It's no use, Will. He can't hear you. Jean Luc has Pac-Man Fever, and it's driving him crazy!"

Gun Censorship

"Hear me out on this one, guys. Have you ever noticed how our guns don't sound like real guns? 
And the bullets look like some kind of Star Wars lasers! Aren't these regular military guns?"