Saturday, February 22, 2025

Aren't you a little buff for a Stormtrooper?

"Well done, Lord Vader. Your Steroid Troopers are coming along impressively.
I... didn't expect you to take the steroids yourself, however."

Saturday, February 15, 2025

What's in a Name?

"But Boba, having it named Slave I implies that there's a Slave II
or even III. You don't have any other ships right now!"
"I'm reserving the numbering for future use, Zuckuss. Besides, maybe I'll
scrap the whole idea at some point and just name it Boba Fett's Starship."

Saturday, February 8, 2025

The Travis Adventures III

"How are you ever going to fit in a TIE that small, Travis? Wait, they didn't go the
cheaper route and buy it through Temu Industries, did they? Way to go, Empire."

Saturday, February 1, 2025

Booting the Boots for Bunnies

"Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to….
Argh, these boots are killing me! I'd much rather be wearing my bunny slippers.
Let's get these unpleasantries over with so I can change, Princess!"

Saturday, January 25, 2025

Dog Gone (It)

"You know, Clark, you wouldn't have this problem if you had used a Kryptonite leash."