Saturday, August 30, 2025

Heads Up!

"I know you've wanted to kill Thanos for a long time, Nebula, but the proper method 
of doing it is going for the head. The funny thing is that he told me this himself!"

Saturday, August 23, 2025

I am Gross!

"I am GROOT!"
"What? He got drunk again and threw up in his mask? I don't care if
it can filter out all of your smelly bile, Quill, but that's just GROSS!"

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Flame On!

After traveling a number of alternate universes, Steve's new
joke was yelling out "Flame on!" when Deadpool visited.

Saturday, August 9, 2025

Show Me the Money

"So let me get this right. You're only offering me half pay working
for you another season? Yeah, that's not gonna happen, Mr. Fury."

Saturday, August 2, 2025

Sized Up

"Umm, Hope? Either my PYM particles are off, or yours are.
I'm pretty sure I started out at 5'10" and you were 5'5"."