Saturday, May 28, 2022

Maury! Maury! Maury!

"I have to admit, Commander, I feel like I'm on a Maury Povich tabloid talk show. 'Who is the father of Seska's child? The upstanding Starfleet officer or the Kazon antogonist? Stay tuned!'"

Saturday, May 21, 2022

No Time for Oo-mox

"I know we're undercover, and I'll make it as convincing as I can, Jean-Luc, but I draw the line at giving to you what looks like oo-mox."

Saturday, May 14, 2022

On the Other Hand….

"Please state the nature of the medical emergen… HOLY CRAP!"
"Yeah, I had a little trouble in the transporter, Doctor."

Saturday, May 7, 2022

What Time Is It?

"They say time is the fire in which we burn, Captain."
"I know the Time, Soran. Riker and I have modeled our whole lives around Morris Day and Jerome!"