Saturday, May 14, 2022

On the Other Hand….

"Please state the nature of the medical emergen… HOLY CRAP!"
"Yeah, I had a little trouble in the transporter, Doctor."

Saturday, May 7, 2022

What Time Is It?

"They say time is the fire in which we burn, Captain."
"I know the Time, Soran. Riker and I have modeled our whole lives around Morris Day and Jerome!"

Saturday, April 30, 2022

A Cold Substitution

"Sorry Flash. Captain Cold couldn't make it due to prior commitments, so tonight I'll be substituting in for all your freezing needs!"

Sunday, April 24, 2022


What can a Patreon membership to Flaming Death Productions be used for? At the Pilot Light level, that's only $2/month or $24/year which is about how much one Star Wars Black Series figure costs for use in Figures Inaction. It could also cover the cost of the FDP website for one year. Just think of what could be done at the Campfire or Raging Fire membership levels! Your membership would be greatly appreciated!

Saturday, April 23, 2022

Who's There?

"Hey, wait a minute! Knock Knock…. Oh c'mon, Batsy! Let me do a knock-knock joke! I'm the Joker, so that's what I do!"

Saturday, April 16, 2022


"I mean, if you're really worried about pregnancy, Diana, it's still possible to make it work between us. My mallrat friend Brodie has this idea…."

Saturday, April 9, 2022

And knowing is half the battle

"It's an important lesson to learn, Robin. Making fun of someone for any reason is never smart."
"Gee, Superman, now I know!"

Saturday, April 2, 2022

How Slap-Happy Batman Started

Things took a turn for the worse at the annual Superheroes gala when Robin made an off-hand cringe-worthy joke about Bruce's parents.

Saturday, March 26, 2022

Multiversal Quandary

"Wanda, what do you know about the multiverse?"
"Multiverse? I don't know anything about any multiverse. Why do you ask?"

Saturday, March 19, 2022


"Yep, my buddy Thor and I want back into the ring, except we want PS4 gear so we can show our real skills and beat up some noobs in Fortnite."

Saturday, March 12, 2022


"Wait just a minute. I thought my partner was supposed to be Aquafina, not Aquaman!"

Saturday, March 5, 2022

A Sight for Sore (Hawk)Eye

"Yeah yeah, laugh it up. The costume idea wasn't mine. Some kid put me up to it, and now I'm really regretting it."

Saturday, February 26, 2022

Call Waiting

"NOOOO! Not the Razor Crest! … Uhh … I don't suppose you can do that Jedi SOS thing you just did and call us a ride, can you?"

Saturday, February 19, 2022

I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Mando!

"I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you."
"You can't be serious! You can't throw some wacky Batman line at me, Mando!"

Saturday, February 12, 2022

Good Greef, Charlie Brown!

"That's some opinionated kid you got there, Mando. After healing my arm up from that blaster hit, all he said was 'Good grief!'"
"You sure he didn't say 'Good, Greef?'"

Saturday, February 5, 2022

Great Value

"Sorry kid, but Girl Scout cookies won't be around for another week. It's either Great Value knock-offs, or nothing."

Saturday, January 29, 2022

The Mando, the Moff, and the Greef

Greef: "Down with Moff Gideon! The Force is with us because it hates the Empire, too!"
Mando: "The Force is not with us 'cause it hates idiots, also."

Saturday, January 22, 2022

Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!

It took Bruce a number of weeks in rehab to gain the use of his back again after having it broken by Bane, but being teased by Clark pushed him over the edge to which he replied "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Saturday, January 15, 2022

How It Really Happened

"Oh yeah… this massage is feeling soooo good! I do have a kink there in the middle of my back, though. Do you think you could crack it just a little for me?"

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Swattin' Flies

"UGH!!! Cripes, lady! I'm a friggin' Parademon, not some kind of housefly!"

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Here to Pump… You Up!

It was a valiant effort to stay on the straight path when Bane signed on to do strength training informercials and declared himself the modern-day Charles Atlas.