Saturday, April 10, 2021


Unfortunately, Mr, Garrison received two sets of COVID vaccine shots at once since it wasn't realized that Mr. Hand was indeed his hand puppet and not an actual person.

Saturday, April 3, 2021

Who Is Mysterion?

While waiting for the bus, it suddenly became clear to Stan, Kyle and Cartman who Mysterion really was.

Saturday, March 27, 2021

So Innocent

Data: "Tasha, I apologize, but I do not understand your request of me. How does one enjoy engaging in combat while being nude in a tub of Jell-O?"

Saturday, March 20, 2021

Getting Older

Picard: "Yes, yes! The Devron System!" (long pause) "Wait, why were we going there again? I tell you, Will, getting old sucks."

Saturday, March 13, 2021

I'll Have What She's Having

Seven: "Ensign Kim, I don't know where you believe this lunch date is going, but this will NOT be an instance of 'When Harry Met Seven.'"

Saturday, March 6, 2021

Klingon Translation

Spock:  "Commander Uhura, I find it highly illogical that you've been the highest ranking communications officer on the Enterprise for many years, yet you never learned the Klingon language. I could only hope that a parallel universe version of yourself would be more fluent."

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Iron Swipe

"Bruuuuuce? Who said you could take my Hulkbuster suit again?"

Saturday, February 20, 2021

Dye Job

"Okay, fine. I wasn't sure it it was you at first, Natasha, but you understood all of my blond jokes so I guess I'll come with you."

Saturday, February 13, 2021

Iron Spider

"This new suit is so cool, Mr. Stark! Does it have that sexy Karen A.I. in it, too? She sounded so hot!"
"My God, I've created a monster...."

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Shield vs Shield

"This is a shield? No offense, but I'll just go with the old one, T'Challa."

Saturday, January 30, 2021

Unmellow Yellow

"Oh my God, it's happening, isn't it? It's happening! We're starting to 'yellow'! I... I did everything I could, Frank. For years I kept out of sunlight, stayed away from smokers, and kept myself in a cool, dark place. It's all for nothing, wasn't it? WASN'T IT???"

Saturday, January 23, 2021


Walrus Man: "Hammerhead, Snaggletooth, Squidhead and Yak Face, it's time we protest against the blatant racism people use in calling us these names. It’s time we use our real names: Momaw Nadon, Zutton, Ponda Baba, Tessek, and Saelt-Marae!"

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Rocket Man

"C'mon, do it! I dare you! Ask me one more time if my rocket fires from my backpack, and I'll throw the whole damn thing at you!"

Saturday, January 9, 2021

You Do It

"Oh dammit, I dropped my cane! Could one of you two do something for once and pick it up for me?"

Saturday, January 2, 2021

Wookiee Strutting

Desperate to create some more income to pay off Han's debt, Chewie resorted to becoming a fashion model for Wookiee Brand Bandoliers.