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Yoda: "Blech! Blech! How you get so big eating food of this kind???"

The Manuscript of Boba Fett

"Come on, Fennec, help me write this book of mine! I'm being stopped by writer's block. How am I supposed to crank out a whole book in less than two months???"

Take-Out

"I'm going to run to the restroom. Just order me the Chicken Lo-Mein, will you, Vader?"
"Order 66 again? Doesn't that joke ever get old for you?"

 

Bounty Blunder

Boba Fett: "You mean to tell me that I was sent all the way out here for a bounty on a Gungan, and it turned out to be you, Binks? Ugh… talk about your damaged goods."

 

Sticking to Their Gunns

"So how do we earn the respect of all? We earn it by banding together and getting a great movie out of it! All together now, say it with me: James! Gunn! James! Gunn!"

 

Everybody Chill

Robin: "You're defeated, Mr. Freeze! Now just sit down there and wait for the authorities to come get you."
Freeze: "I would comply with your request, but it would seem that my legs are frozen. No, I'm not joking! I only have three points of articulation."

Super Critics

Superman: "At least this movie wasn't as bad as Batman and Robin."
Aquaman: "Dude, that movie was so bad, I rented it and walked out of my own house."

Particle Man, Doing the Things a Particle Can

Flash: "So, Atom, can I ask you a question? Say you're as small as a particle, kind of like a particle-man. When you're underwater, do you get wet? Nobody knows!"

Time Cubed

Picard: "I'm on the bridge, Lieutenant La Forge. Where else would I be?"
Geordi: "You're also in shuttlecraft Goddard, and you're just sitting in it like some kind of lame action figure."

The Wisdom of Rom

Rom: "It's like I said, brother. Ferrengi ears are good for two things: Oo-mox and cracking safes! But doing them at the same time is very distracting."

Too Much of a Good Thing is Wonderful

They never would have expected it if they hadn't seen for themselves, but it was discovered that Koloth was actually a huge fan of the 20th century Earth entertainer, Liberace.

Circle of Pain

They all agreed that the time paradox needed to be corrected in order to save the universe. Therefore, in order for each Spock to get back to his own timeline, it was necessary for them to all be unconscious simultaneously. Logically, they all knew what needed to be done.

Marvelous!

Thor: "Let me get this straight. So Captain Marvel here brings in Ms. Marvel to the group? Just how many other Marvel people are around here???"

Damaged Goods

 "Alright, here you go, Steve. You might want to buff some of that out, by the way."

Bullseye!

"Aww, c'mon, Tony!"

Shielded from the Rain

"Tony, what the…?"

Slip Sliding Away

"Hey wait, Tony! My shield is not…."

Capeless Whispers

Lando: "Yes, I'm feeling a bit naked tonight, but earlier some little lady on base who was wearing big round glasses smacked me upside the head and told me 'No capes!' Well, who was I to argue?"

No Fortune for Fortuna

Boba Fett: "Heyyy, Bib. You can trust meeee! We're just going to take a little walk outside and get some fresh air. The balcony is a good place for that being, what, five stories up? Am I right, or am I right?"

Sweetness!

Luke: "Wow! Wedge, the Princess just kissed me! I wish I wasn't so sweet."
Wedge: "You are like cinnamon!"

Cheap Knock-off

Boba Fett: "It's just not the same, is it?"

Boys Will Be Boys

Aquaman: "No, no, man. It's all good. I'm taking Flipper here from the marine aquarium and bringing him back to the ocean where he belongs. I know it'll work 'cause I saw it done on this show called 'The Boys.'"
Robin: "You didn't actually watch the full episode, did you, Arthur?"

An Uncomfortable Place

Riddler: "Hey… waaaaait a minute. I know who you are! You're that jerk from Fashionable Male in the Eden Prairie Mall! Oh please don't tell me the Batmobile is a Volkswagen!"

Beebo Fever

Aquaman: "Victor, you have to stop him! Ray is about to pay scalper prices on eBay for a Beebo doll! A freaking DOLL! Do something!!!"

No Time for Crying

"There, there, Diana. Since the movie has not been very well received, I'm sure we can get you a gold WW84 winged costume on clearance in no time."

Wandering Eyes

"Billy, don't you be looking at me like that. I'm still a few years older than you are, you know."

Butter Be Sure

Butters: "I don't have to answer to you, Mr. Garrison! I'm Professor Chaos, and I answer to no one!"

About that latest episode….

The REAL reason South Park season 24 took so long in between episodes.

Hand-in-Hand

Unfortunately, Mr, Garrison received two sets of COVID vaccine shots at once since it wasn't realized that Mr. Hand was indeed his hand puppet and not an actual person.

Who Is Mysterion?

While waiting for the bus, it suddenly became clear to Stan, Kyle and Cartman who Mysterion really was.

 

So Innocent

Data: "Tasha, I apologize, but I do not understand your request of me. How does one enjoy engaging in combat while being nude in a tub of Jell-O?"

Getting Older

Picard: "Yes, yes! The Devron System!" (long pause) "Wait, why were we going there again? I tell you, Will, getting old sucks."

I'll Have What She's Having

Seven: "Ensign Kim, I don't know where you believe this lunch date is going, but this will NOT be an instance of 'When Harry Met Seven.'"

Klingon Translation

Spock:  "Commander Uhura, I find it highly illogical that you've been the highest ranking communications officer on the Enterprise for many years, yet you never learned the Klingon language. I could only hope that a parallel universe version of yourself would be more fluent."

Iron Swipe

"Bruuuuuce? Who said you could take my Hulkbuster suit again?"

Dye Job

"Okay, fine. I wasn't sure it it was you at first, Natasha, but you understood all of my blond jokes so I guess I'll come with you."

Iron Spider

"This new suit is so cool, Mr. Stark! Does it have that sexy Karen A.I. in it, too? She sounded so hot!"
"My God, I've created a monster...."

Shield vs Shield

"This is a shield? No offense, but I'll just go with the old one, T'Challa."

Unmellow Yellow

"Oh my God, it's happening, isn't it? It's happening! We're starting to 'yellow'! I... I did everything I could, Frank. For years I kept out of sunlight, stayed away from smokers, and kept myself in a cool, dark place. It's all for nothing, wasn't it? WASN'T IT???"

Renaming

Walrus Man: "Hammerhead, Snaggletooth, Squidhead and Yak Face, it's time we protest against the blatant racism people use in calling us these names. It’s time we use our real names: Momaw Nadon, Zutton, Ponda Baba, Tessek, and Saelt-Marae!"

 

Rocket Man

"C'mon, do it! I dare you! Ask me one more time if my rocket fires from my backpack, and I'll throw the whole damn thing at you!"

 

You Do It

"Oh dammit, I dropped my cane! Could one of you two do something for once and pick it up for me?"

 

Wookiee Strutting

Desperate to create some more income to pay off Han's debt, Chewie resorted to becoming a fashion model for Wookiee Brand Bandoliers.