Saturday, October 19, 2019

Intuition

"Sometimes, Number One, I just get this strange feeling that we're in an episode of Robot Chicken."

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Shades of Gray

"Will! My goodness, has being married to Deanna all these years really been that stressful? I don't think I've ever seen so much gray in all my life!"

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Blood Wine

"Captain, it really is unnecessary for you to be surgically altered as a Klingon every time you share in some blood wine with us."

Saturday, September 28, 2019

The guy just likes to fly

Vulture: "Nice try, Peter, but shooting webs into my eyes isn't going to stop me. Let me tell you about the times I used to dress up as a bat."

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Open for Business

"Say, that's a mighty fine Chitauri weapon you've got there, buddy.  I could make it worth your time if you'd like to go into a weapons business together and we split the profit 50-50…."

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Imitation

Doctor Octopus: "They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, Parker.  So you must really, really love me!"

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Little One

"Stop calling me 'Little One'!  I'm not Counselor Troi, and you're definitely no Lwaxana!"

Saturday, August 31, 2019

Steroid Chewie

"Whaddaya mean, there's no more room for me in the cockpit??? That's it, Chewie! This steriod thing has been going on long enough.  It's time for an intervention!"

Saturday, August 24, 2019

It'll cost an arm and a… well, maybe just an arm

Ponda Baba: "Doc, maybe if you'd just practice ethical medicine once in a while instead of barhopping and pretending we're ruthless killers, you could build up a legitimate clientele. The way we're going right now, one of us is going to lose an arm, and it better not be me!"

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Ba-da-boom!

Han: "You know, Chewie, hiding a ballistic missile in this R4 unit might just work. Now if I could only install a bomb into another droid we both know…."

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Work-Out Luke

"Hmmm…buff you have become, yes. Take not your shirt off in front of your sis… your friend, Leia, I mean. See you without it, she should NOT."

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Tattle-Tale

"Hey, listen buddy. Nobody likes a snitch, okay? You just keep walking the streets and keep that snoot of yours clean."

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Mad Love

"Fine, you can keep the mallet, my dear. But if you use it on me, then it's back to the baseball bat with you!"

Saturday, July 20, 2019

What Is It with Green Suits?

"Riddler, there's something strange yet familiar about your green suit. Oh no… it's not animated, is it? Please don't tell me it's animated. We've been through this once before with GL, and once was enough."

Saturday, July 13, 2019

RAID???

Thanks to Batman's handy Bat Bug-Spray, his battle with the Parademon turned out to be short-lived.

Saturday, July 6, 2019

Drag Race

Flash:  "You know, if we do this race, your cape is going to seriously increase the drag on your speed.  Just sayin'."

Saturday, June 29, 2019

A Swarm of…?

Paris: "So let me get this straight. You're the Swarm, but there's only one of you right now. What's the singular version of your species? Sorry, I'm just trying to understand the proper protocol here."

Saturday, June 22, 2019

What We Didn't Hear in Star Trek IV

"Father, would you like to hear some colorful metaphors I learned while on my trip?"

Saturday, June 15, 2019

Head Study

"Spock, keeping headless mannequins on display in your quarters to study the previous fashion trend of uniforms is one thing, but keeping life-sized busts of my head is just, well, too unsettling."

Saturday, June 8, 2019

Make It Sew

Sisko decided on calling in a favor and having Captain Picard step in to end the Promenade Merchants strike, starting by telling Garak to make him sew.

Saturday, June 1, 2019

Meanwhile, in a little bar somewhere…

"Just don't say anything to them, Number One. Don't even make eye contact. Either we'll be sorry, or we'll be dead!"

Saturday, May 25, 2019

All the Children Sing!

Of course, one of her favorite songs to sing while zapping an enemy right between the eyes was The Beatles' "The Continuing Story of Bungalo Bill".

Saturday, May 18, 2019

TV Guide?

Arnim Zola: "Captain, while I appreciate your ignorance that video devices are still somewhat new to you, no, you cannot change the channel on my chest, you fool!"

Saturday, May 11, 2019

Gone Legit

Spider-Man was shocked to find that not only had Rhino changed his life around for the better, but he also started his own truck-liner business.

Saturday, May 4, 2019

Presto!

Due to a shortage of rabbits for his magic show, Dr. Strange had to improvise when it came to the old 'pull the rabbit out of the hat' trick although Thor didn't seem to notice the difference.

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Weakness for Cheesy Poofs

"Traitors!!! Putting Cheesy Poofs in the Coon Trap is NOT…FAIR!"

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Ratatouille II: Chef Lemmiwinks

PC Principal was shocked and delighted when Lemmiwinks informed him that he was also a master chef that could get him into the restaurant business.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Bye Bye Birdie

It was at that point, when Eric frustrated him for the last time, that Mr. Garrison lost control with one hand gesture too many.

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Don't Make Me Angry

"Don't you talk back to me, son!  Go and take the pet out for his walk.  You make me so mad sometimes, my extra set of teeth start coming out!"

Saturday, March 23, 2019

2-1B, M.D.

2-1B: "You know, back in the day I worked on your good ol' dad, too. Yep, the big day he got his black armour! You should have seen the crispy skin I had to work with. If I wasn't a droid, I would have been pouring BBQ sauce all over that. Yum yum!"

Saturday, March 16, 2019

Full of Beans

Bib Fortuna: "I hate to say it, Boss, but your secret duplicate looks more like a leather bean-bag lounger. It does look mighty comfy, though."

Saturday, March 9, 2019

What's on the Menu?

Rancor: "Hmm… decisions, decisions. I think tonight I shall go with the greened salted pork, thank you very much."

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Order (Mambo) Number 5

After the successful Order 66 at the end of the Clone Wars, subsequent implanted orders from Palpatine met with mixed results.

Saturday, February 23, 2019

Poker with the Joker

"'A horrible poker face'???  Why Batsy, I wear this face all of the time!"

Saturday, February 16, 2019

To Tell the Truth

Superman: "You know, Diana, this isn't the proper way to figure out your Valentine's Day gift."

Saturday, February 9, 2019

Saturday, February 2, 2019

Amazon Women

"So, Wonder Woman, we were just wondering... are any of your people really on the moon?"

Saturday, January 26, 2019

Sunday Morn

Unfortunately for Morn, his gag glasses could not conceal the fact that he had fallen asleep during the Bajoran prayer service as evidenced by his loud snoring.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Dukat Press Conference: Fake News!

"You, Mr. Sisko, are fake news! Only an enemy of the people would write that I've been dabbling in Pah-Wraith cults and have been sleeping with Kai Winn! And as for my glowing red eyes, they are only a result of having to read those horrible lies."

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Rank Has It's Privledges

Sulu:  "Look, Pavel.  I'm afraid you just can't come with us to the Starfleet Captains Conference until you make the rank of Captain yourself.  I'm sorry."

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Pon Farr Away

Spock:  "I've been meaning to ask you this, Lieutenant, but I find it difficult to believe that I experienced pon farr with you on the Genesis planet and yet I have not been told that I am to be a father.  Is there something you would like to confess?"