Saturday, February 24, 2018

Trading Places

"No, we are NOT going to switch sides, Worf!  My Sleep Number® is a 40 and yours is an 80!"

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Indigestion

Doctor: "Next time, Mr. Neelix, you had better leave out that secret ingredient of yours when cooking for the crew."

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Skirt the Issue

"Bones, I hope these mini-skirt uniforms never go out of style!"

Saturday, February 3, 2018

Promoted to Unemployment

"WHAT? I finally get my own command, and then they announce the end of the Next Generation movies? What's up with THAT??"