Saturday, March 25, 2017

It's a Small World, After All

Riker: "WORF!!!"
Geordi: "Worf, you just killed Duras! What are you going to do now???"
Worf: "I'm going to Disneyworld!"

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Sharp Dressed Men

Shocked into speechlessness, the Enterprise officers, all in their dress uniforms, watched as Lwaxanna Troi broke into a dance while singing ZZ Top's Sharped Dressed Man.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Poor articulation, or….

Trelane: "Very well. I will allow you and your shipmates to leave on one condition: Give me some Ex-Lax. I'm sooo constipated."

Saturday, March 4, 2017

The Hunter of...?

O'Brien: "Wait a minute. I thought you were the Hunter of Tosk, not the Hunter of Tusk!"