"I'm telling you, Scotty, after getting my arm fried in the Weeger Incident, a Ceti Eel put in my ear by Khan, and falling off a nuclear wessel in the 20th century, I'm beginning to think that bad things von't happen to me anymore!"
Picard: "Ensign, just because I happen to be sharing command with Dr. Crusher because most of the rest of the crew has been incapacitated is NOT a valid reason for calling our ship the Orville! Now stop snickering and set a course."
"So, after thorough consideration, we're eliminating your job here on the Enterprise-E. We've determined that a bar is not necessary on the ship and… What the hell am I talking about?! Get your butt down to the NEW Ten Forward, Guinan!"
After the disappearance of the ball, a time-out was called during the annual DC Kick Ball Tournament to determine if the Penguin was secretly concealing it under his shirt or if he was really that fat.