Saturday, March 26, 2016

Desperate Measures

Tom Riker barely managed to keep himself alive during the Dominion War only by becoming a Cardassian entertainment icon.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Garak's Challenge

"Garak, I really need your help as a tailor. Could you find some decent clothes for my friend here? He looks like a Neanderthal with these furs and cheap clothing.  Let me know when you're finished because he also has an appointment with Dr. Bashir to do something about his horrible posture and grotesque grin."

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Captain's Toupee

"Hikaru! Look! It's the Captain's toupee!"
"Well, I wonder why he left it down...hold on. Pavel, it's just a tribble."

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Bad Morn

After receiving a punishment of 20 days of public service for making prank calls to Sisko's office, Morn's daily chore was to empty all of the trash cans on the Promenade.