Saturday, December 26, 2015

Illogical

"Dammit, Spock! Turn that thing off and get some rest!"
"One moment, Doctor. I know there has to be some logic to it."

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Egg Nog?

Quark: ""No, no, people! I didn't actually make this egg nog out of NOG! He's around here somewhere! I promise!"

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Mutiny

Picard: "You're all in line to see 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'?? This is mutiny!"
Worf: "Yes sir, I guess it is."

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Revenge is a dish that is best served flashy

Going on the Klingon proverb that "A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man," Gowron enlists the aid of a known speedster to get his revenge on the dealers who bought up all of the Hallmark Star Trek Christmas ornaments.