"This...is it? This is what we’ve come all this way for, attacked us, trapped us inside some cloud, and is now going to destroy the Earth?? Some cheap satellite that can break apart with the slightest touch of a hand? Jim, I think we’ve been had."
"I can see that you're a very selective customer. How about the brown colored bat'telh? It would certainly fit your style better than the turquoise one. Or maybe something in a bright purple would suit your needs?"