Saturday, October 20, 2018

Seeing is Believing

"Thor!  What happened to the eye-patch?  I heard you were missing an eye?"
"I was granted one by a small rabbit in outer space."
"Okayyyyy…."

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Shock to the Heart

Carnage: "C'mon, Shocker!  Get over here and save Vulture's life!  What good is the name Shocker if you can't use those things as cardiac defibrillators?"

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Klepto-Amazon

Cap:  "So YOU'RE the one who took my shield!  Give it back!  Next thing you know, you'll be wanting to steal my motorcycle!"

Saturday, September 29, 2018

Mah Na Mah Na!

Amanaman:  "Dudes!  My name is Amanaman, NOT Manamana.  And I'd appreciate it if you don't play that song ever again!"

Saturday, September 22, 2018

The Color of Shadows

"Hey!  Check it out!  When my shadow is cast in the snow, it's blue!"
"Doug, you've been in the Snowtrooper division for over five years, and you just realized this now???  If I could turn my head, I'd be shaking it at you."