Saturday, August 18, 2018

Work It Out

Carnage:  "So, since we're both Spider-enemies, I was hoping you could give me a few tips on a work-out plan?   Please?"

Saturday, August 11, 2018

When T'Challa talks, everybody listens

Black Panther:  "Gentlemen, please!  My net worth is over $90 trillion.  You're… what... $9.2 billion and $12.4 billion, respectively?  Seriously, you both need to reconsider your investment strategies."

Saturday, August 4, 2018

I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!

"Okay, Yondu, I think you're taking this 'Mary Poppins' thing a little too far."

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Fair Fight

"Hey, wait a minute, Black Widow!  That's a little unfair when all I have are metal swords and you have lightsabers, don't you think?!"
"What?  These aren't…. *sigh*"

Saturday, July 21, 2018

We're a happy family....

"I am Groot."  "Yes, I can see that his face is purple."  "I am Groot."  "Hey, there's a lot of reasons why that could be, Groot, but I don't think it's because he's related to Barney."