Saturday, September 19, 2020

Misguided Goals

"I'll show them all, Wuher. I'm going to be the best dang botanist in the Outer Rim. Even if I have to shoot all the vegetarians!"

Saturday, September 12, 2020

One of These Things is Not Like the Others

Vader: "Well, it looks like SOMEONE in our Zoom meeting here isn't COVID-19 protected. What did I tell you about face masks, Admiral Motti?"

Saturday, September 5, 2020

The Right Utensil for the Right Job


Kenobi: "No, Luke! I said, 'Use the forks!'"

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Defeated and Incompleted

Diana: "Is Ares finally defeated, mother? Will he ever return?"
Queen Hippolyta: "He will only return in full, my child, if you find Steve Trevor plus the Word War I version of yourself. It is the way of all specially multi-packaged DC Comics Multiverse figures."

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Cape with a View

Shazam: "Yeah, I admit it. I got a short cape. It's tiny and pathetic. On the other hand, though, more people can see my butt!"