Saturday, July 2, 2022

Chronic Pain

It was at that very moment when Scott realized that he had made a terrible mistake showing Kamala the Bluntman & Chronic fight scene with Mark Hamill in "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back".

Saturday, June 25, 2022


"Now look what you did, Mando. You made it feel bad. If you're going to compare it to a regular ol' coffee maker, you could have at least upgraded your insult to an espresso unit."

Saturday, June 18, 2022

"Meetha Stuckth"

Things didn't go well for Jar Jar during his Hoth Vacation Tour.

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Catchphrase Argument

"I have spoken."
"This is the way."
"I said, I have spoken."
"But... this is the way!"

Saturday, June 4, 2022

A Flashy Reply

"For the last time, Thrawn, where's Ezra?!"
"Ezra… Miller? I think you just missed him, my dear. Go back a few weeks' worth of Figures Inaction postings and you'll find him there."