Saturday, October 19, 2019

Intuition

"Sometimes, Number One, I just get this strange feeling that we're in an episode of Robot Chicken."

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Shades of Gray

"Will! My goodness, has being married to Deanna all these years really been that stressful? I don't think I've ever seen so much gray in all my life!"

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Blood Wine

"Captain, it really is unnecessary for you to be surgically altered as a Klingon every time you share in some blood wine with us."

Saturday, September 28, 2019

The guy just likes to fly

Vulture: "Nice try, Peter, but shooting webs into my eyes isn't going to stop me. Let me tell you about the times I used to dress up as a bat."

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Open for Business

"Say, that's a mighty fine Chitauri weapon you've got there, buddy.  I could make it worth your time if you'd like to go into a weapons business together and we split the profit 50-50…."