Saturday, January 20, 2018

88

"Just remember, Data, the flux-capacitor will engage once you get up to 88 parsecs per hour!"

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Two-Dimensional Thinking

Khan: "Where is Kirk? Damn this nebula! Should I alter my x-plane or y-plane coordinates?"
Tattoo: "Z-PLANE! Z-PLANE!"
Khan: "Herve, get off my set!!!"

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Horny?

Rand: "Is that a horn growing out of your head, or are you just happy to see me?"

Saturday, December 30, 2017

Bad Luck

"I'm telling you, Scotty, after getting my arm fried in the Weeger Incident, a Ceti Eel put in my ear by Khan, and falling off a nuclear wessel in the 20th century, I'm beginning to think that bad things von't happen to me anymore!"

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Tea Time

"Another box of Earl Grey tea.... Well, thank you for the Christmas gift, Mr. Data. You do realize that I can replicate a hot cup of tea at any given moment though, right?"