Saturday, April 21, 2018

Invisible Dog on a Leash

Quark: "Can you believe it, Odo? They were practically GIVING these poor invisible dogs away at the Bajoran festival!"
Odo: "Quark, I think there's something you should really know...."

Saturday, April 14, 2018


Picard: "Tasha! You're... you're...."
Tasha: "Hold it, hold it! I know what you're all thinking.  No, I am NOT the limited edition 1701 Series Tasha Yar."

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Targ Trouble

"I'd really like it if someone else would clean up all the targ poop just for once!"

Saturday, March 31, 2018


Sarek: "I don't want to hear it."
Spock: "But father...."
Sarek: "Talk to the hand, Spock."

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Short Shot

Sisko: "Quick, Bashir! Shoot him!"
Bashir: "I'm trying, sir, but for some reason the phaser beam only shoots out two feet!"