Seeing is Believing

"Thor!  What happened to the eye-patch?  I heard you were missing an eye?"
"I was granted one by a small rabbit in outer space."
"Okayyyyy…."

Shock to the Heart

Carnage: "C'mon, Shocker!  Get over here and save Vulture's life!  What good is the name Shocker if you can't use those things as cardiac defibrillators?"

Klepto-Amazon

Cap:  "So YOU'RE the one who took my shield!  Give it back!  Next thing you know, you'll be wanting to steal my motorcycle!"

Mah Na Mah Na!

Amanaman:  "Dudes!  My name is Amanaman, NOT Manamana.  And I'd appreciate it if you don't play that song ever again!"

The Color of Shadows

"Hey!  Check it out!  When my shadow is cast in the snow, it's blue!"
"Doug, you've been in the Snowtrooper division for over five years, and you just realized this now???  If I could turn my head, I'd be shaking it at you."