Saturday, October 24, 2020

Fishing for a Compliment

Mysterio: "No, no, NO! I am Mysterio! You shall NOT refer to me as Mr. Fish Bowl!"

Saturday, October 17, 2020

Meanwhile, at the Red Light

Deadpool: "Rev it up, Cap! I can take on you and your piece of junk bike any day! Last one to Stark Tower is a LOSER!"

Saturday, October 10, 2020

The friendliest Ghost you know

Ghost: "No, no! I've changed, Ant-Man. I'm now a friendly Ghost!"

Saturday, October 3, 2020

Storytime

At first it seemed like a good idea when Daredevil tapped Luis to provide him with verbal descriptions of things he needed to see for his investigation.  And then Luis started talking….

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Oh, the pain… the pain!

"You know, Jeff, maybe if you cut back on some of those dairy products, it would do wonders for your constipation issues."
 

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Misguided Goals

"I'll show them all, Wuher. I'm going to be the best dang botanist in the Outer Rim. Even if I have to shoot all the vegetarians!"
 

Saturday, September 12, 2020

One of These Things is Not Like the Others

Vader: "Well, it looks like SOMEONE in our Zoom meeting here isn't COVID-19 protected. What did I tell you about face masks, Admiral Motti?"
 

Saturday, September 5, 2020

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Defeated and Incompleted


Diana: "Is Ares finally defeated, mother? Will he ever return?"
Queen Hippolyta: "He will only return in full, my child, if you find Steve Trevor plus the Word War I version of yourself. It is the way of all specially multi-packaged DC Comics Multiverse figures."

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Cape with a View


Shazam: "Yeah, I admit it. I got a short cape. It's tiny and pathetic. On the other hand, though, more people can see my butt!"

Saturday, August 15, 2020

Nice Thinkin', Ray


Wonder Woman: "Ray, look at me when I talk to you!"
Atom: "Umm, Diana, for sense of decency, I think I'd rather not…."

Saturday, August 8, 2020

Chew On This

Aquaman: "Don't laugh, little man. Mine is called a Trident. Apart from its power as a melee weapon, it also has the power to manipulate water, fire bolts of powerful energy and act as a focus to amplify the magical power of others. And not only that, but I can roast five marshmallows over a campfire at a time compared to your one."

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Martha, Martha, Martha!!!

Wonder Woman: "Great Hera! Knock it off and stop with the fighting! Don't you remember your whole 'Martha' moment???"

Saturday, July 25, 2020

The Future of Amazon

Vina: "Come, and meet your new master."
Pike: "Jeff Bezos?"

Saturday, July 18, 2020

Fairest of Them All

Spock: "Dr. Elise McKennah becomes the first counselor on a Starfleet starship, and somehow she's directly assigned to the Enterprise? Somehow I don't think this was a coincidence, Doctor."

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Flaccid Phaser

Data: "Sorry, Geordi. It appears my phaser's batteries are running out."

Saturday, June 27, 2020

The Pikachu and the Mercenary

Deadpool: "I can't believe I'm sitting here having a meaningful discussion with a weird yellow rodent of some kind, and yet you have such a trusting voice that sounds so familiar to me. Where have I heard it before, I wonder?'

Saturday, June 20, 2020

This is becoming a wonderful day for evil!

"What do you think, Doctor Zola? If I put on blue body paint, and then used some yellow face paint, I would make a pretty decent Skeletor, wouldn't you agree?"

Saturday, June 13, 2020

There, There, Mister Tusk (with apologies to Kevin Smith)

Thanos: "I'm so very tired, Mr. Tusk. Battered by a life of cruel fate... poor decisions... and the terrible consequences of both."

Saturday, June 6, 2020

And they used their largest scales

"She's a witch! Wanda is a witch!"
Iron Man: "Wait a minute. How do you know she's an actual witch?"
"She weighs the same as a duck!"