Saturday, August 1, 2020

Martha, Martha, Martha!!!

Wonder Woman: "Great Hera! Knock it off and stop with the fighting! Don't you remember your whole 'Martha' moment???"

Saturday, July 25, 2020

The Future of Amazon

Vina: "Come, and meet your new master."
Pike: "Jeff Bezos?"

Saturday, July 18, 2020

Fairest of Them All

Spock: "Dr. Elise McKennah becomes the first counselor on a Starfleet starship, and somehow she's directly assigned to the Enterprise? Somehow I don't think this was a coincidence, Doctor."

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Flaccid Phaser

Data: "Sorry, Geordi. It appears my phaser's batteries are running out."

Saturday, June 27, 2020

The Pikachu and the Mercenary

Deadpool: "I can't believe I'm sitting here having a meaningful discussion with a weird yellow rodent of some kind, and yet you have such a trusting voice that sounds so familiar to me. Where have I heard it before, I wonder?'

Saturday, June 20, 2020

This is becoming a wonderful day for evil!

"What do you think, Doctor Zola? If I put on blue body paint, and then used some yellow face paint, I would make a pretty decent Skeletor, wouldn't you agree?"

Saturday, June 13, 2020

There, There, Mister Tusk (with apologies to Kevin Smith)

Thanos: "I'm so very tired, Mr. Tusk. Battered by a life of cruel fate... poor decisions... and the terrible consequences of both."

Saturday, June 6, 2020

And they used their largest scales

"She's a witch! Wanda is a witch!"
Iron Man: "Wait a minute. How do you know she's an actual witch?"
"She weighs the same as a duck!"