Saturday, August 31, 2019

Steroid Chewie

"Whaddaya mean, there's no more room for me in the cockpit??? That's it, Chewie! This steriod thing has been going on long enough.  It's time for an intervention!"

Saturday, August 24, 2019

It'll cost an arm and a… well, maybe just an arm

Ponda Baba: "Doc, maybe if you'd just practice ethical medicine once in a while instead of barhopping and pretending we're ruthless killers, you could build up a legitimate clientele. The way we're going right now, one of us is going to lose an arm, and it better not be me!"

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Ba-da-boom!

Han: "You know, Chewie, hiding a ballistic missile in this R4 unit might just work. Now if I could only install a bomb into another droid we both know…."

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Work-Out Luke

"Hmmm…buff you have become, yes. Take not your shirt off in front of your sis… your friend, Leia, I mean. See you without it, she should NOT."

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Tattle-Tale

"Hey, listen buddy. Nobody likes a snitch, okay? You just keep walking the streets and keep that snoot of yours clean."