Saturday, November 26, 2016

Phaser Settings

"I'm setting my phaser on Tickle."

Saturday, November 19, 2016

As Seen on TV

"And that's not all! It also slices and dices...even through this tin can! How do you get all these fantastic items? Just call now and say 'Assimilate me!' It's that easy!"

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Colonoscopy

"Dammit, Nurse Chapel! I said I wanted a 'butt light', not a Bud Light!"